Today, we're gonna talk about 'Football 2' I mean, football is just football- Then what is 'football 2'? And what is the relation with FC Barcelona, and Lionel Messi? We'll see about that This video is just a warm-up part for next word I'll explain, 'Football 3' 'The meaning' 'Football 2' First, let's see the meaning of this awkward word This means a completely different football from the original that we know An article in football gallery, written on August 21st, 2017 which the title is 'Football 1/2/3 relation explanation' says- the main criteria in football 2 are 'Possession', and 'Succesful dribbles'- 'Is the team FC Barcelona?', and 'Is the player Lionel Messi?' or not So, instead of the team with more scores taking the lead, in football 2, 'Team with the more possession wins', and 'Player with a lot of successful dribbles is good' Do you.
? Let me give you an example Let's say there's a match between Barça, and Real MD The whistle blows- Real MD's Thibaut Courtois hat tricked, 3:0 victory for Madrid, Barça had the possession of 60%, Lionel Messi was the top dribbler having 7 successful dribbles So, in the original football, known as football 1, which side will win, and who will be the Man Of the Match? Of course, Real Madrid would've won, and Courtois who did the hat trick will be 'MOM' However, the score is nothing in football 2 Instead, the possession is the standard for the victory or defeat So, Barça that had more possession will be the winner And top dribbler Messi will be the 'MOM' You might question yourself WTF Why even is this non-sense a thing? 'The Origin' Just like most of the jokes in football, it's created to disparage something You may have noticed that the targets are FC Barcelona, and Lionel Messi Now, let me give a question to you In football communities including the football gallery, what do you think is the hottest discussion? I think it's 'Messi vs Ronaldo' Well, it's quite one-sided now but on 2017, which was the year when football 2 joke was on-trend, more people considered Ronaldo was better On 16-17 season, Ronaldo didn't perform well unlike he did before on early stages of the season But as soon as the year changed to 2017, he showed extreme scoring abilities In fact, Ronaldo only scored 2 goals until Champions League round of 16, but- he began to score 10 goals in 5 matches from the quarter-final, contributed to the team's victory And also became the top scorer of Champions league 5 years in a row Plus, he performed very well in the league and made the team win the league after the last victory 5 years ago Even more, he won the Ballon d'Or that year While Ronaldo was having iconic season- Messi didn't have such a great season compare to Ronaldo So, Messi became the victim of the Ronaldo fans, AKA, 'the nipplelets' This was the first reason why Messi and FC Barcelona were the targets For the second, very few fans of Messi, AKA, 'the vomit', tried to counter this with really non-sense opinions('You shouldn't say everything that you want') “Barça dominated the possession” “So how much successful dribbles did CR Poo-Brains actually have?” “Of course, the god Messi gets the MOM with a rating of 9, but how about 'him'?” Again, very few fans of Messi made really strange insistences So, the upset nipplelets said- “Messed up in Champions League, then, just caring only about f***ing possession?” “Why don't you guys just rate the dribbles just like figure skating?” They thought Barça is trying to 'something else than football', so, they created a new rule called 'Football 2' In fact, possession comes to our mind first when we think about Barça The reason people especially hated the Barça fans' possession mental victory was- in 12-13 UEFA Champions League Semi-finals, the losing team's Xavi Hernández said “We dominated possession against Bayern” in the interview Apart from this distorted speech becoming controversial, people referred to as 'Xavi's absurd words' This became the famous “Have a drink, we still won the possession” joke and the beginning of possession mental victory This became the famous “Have a drink, we still won the possession” joke and the beginning of possession mental victory(or “We did a beautiful football”) People got sick of “wE wOn ThE pOsSeSsiOn”, and named this- 'Football 2' It was around mid-2017 that people started using this word in earnest 'Football 1/2/3 relation explanation.
TXT' also became extremely popular around this time And 'football 2' became a meme Today we'll focus on 'Football 2' so, I'll only read a few sentences from the article 1.
Football (The original)The regular football that everyone knows Obviously, they're doing 'football', so, the teams that win under 'football' rules are teams that do 'football' However, they suffer from the team and players that play 'Football 2' apart from the actual victory, and the fans that support them 'The team that plays Football 2' points Barça, 'Players that play football 2' points the players in Barça including Messi and, his fans are defined as 'the vomit' The writer thinks a lot of football fans suffer from them 2.
Football 2A completely different football from the original football that we know In football 2, the scores aren't important at all Important things in football 2 are 'possession', 'number of dribbles', and- 'Is it FC Barcelona?', 'Is it Lionel Messi?' The scores are completely meaningless to them and- The team that has more possession than the other is better, the player that has the most number of dribbles is the best football 2 player (Ellipsis) The players that played for Barça before- goes through strict examination of the association and become the iconic football 2 player or be expelled from the association, permanently Reason: Has more number of dribbles than Messi Even when the football 2 team and their supporters lose in the original football They shout football 2 rules and achieves mental victory, therefore, it gives displeasure to other fans I'll leave the original article in the description Summary Football 2 joke was made because of the 'Have a drink' joke to mock about Xavi's speech on June 2013 Later in 2017, very few Messi's fans that lost the 'Leo vs Cris', kept achieving non-sense possession mental victory Other fans thought “They're trying to do something else than football” and annoyed the fans, so, they named 'Football 2' These days, they also call 'Possession football', 'Pass football', 'Players' dribble football' and more This is all for today's video I hope you liked it, and I'll see you guys in the next video, thank you Sub by Milky(Be sure to subscribe this channel).